its amazing how far the english language has come
i now have to specify that i am “drink” thirsty and not “im on the hunt for dick” thirsty
"Do u need a glass of water, or fifteen minutes of privacy?"
Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me
I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn
my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that